“More People Have Terminated Their Life Under Obama Than the Great Depression.”

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This morning, reports the Washington Times, a man allegedly flung himself in front of a Washington, D.C. Metro train, making him the fifth person this year to be struck by a train in an apparent suicide attempt. Maryland’s Montgomery County Fire and Rescue pronounced him dead at the scene. Naturally, this is Obama’s doing according to this week’s asshole Timothy W. Lucas (honorable mentions this week go to the two assholes who responded):

Lucas was inspired once before to voice his opinion. It was Sept. 11, 2011, when he created “Tim’s Space,” a WordPress blog that would serve the ultimate purpose of hosting a singular paragraph containing nonsensical, pensive observations about “President ‘Zero.’”

[Photo Caption: A train is seen at the White Flint Metro station in this 2010 file photo. (Examiner file photo)]